The first tier and lowest rank in the cvr army. You are a dirty little goblin in need of a sponge bath, but we love you anyway.

We gave you last night's dinnerbone for a club. Use it wisely. You get a bath once a year.

Instead of a bone we gave you a metal bat, both for foes and friends alike. You get a nifty hat. Also you get a bath once a month.

You have made a name for yourself, and let others fight your battles. You have earned the right to look like an aristocrat, warts, hooked nose and all. You get a bath every week.